Veterans of the H-land

I will start from the point where I left on my last blog. And this time I will list down names from all professional streams who belong to the H-land. 'H' here again stands for 'HAGGA'. So, who are these guys? These are the ones who have mastered the art of crapping and some of them continue to crap even after crapping for almost a decade now. One of them has attained the title of the CRAP-master, the highest degree a man can achieve in the art of crapping. So, I would again leave our beloved Sunil da from this list as he is the one..'THE CRAP-master'. All the others in the list worship this guy and have a temple of sunil da with his idol in it with his arms stretched and a dialogue keeps iterating in the background 'AAAEE...YEH DHARTI MERI MAA HAIN'.
So let's get back to the top 5 list for the veterans of the H-LAND.

1)Bobby Deol--> Man! he craps so much in his films that I wonder if he himself is made of crap. He will hold the reins of the crap-land for many more years to come. But he has to still worship the master .. sunil da. Starting from the days of Barsaat, soldier.. he has continued to crap. And he showed his prowess in crapping with his recent movies like APNE and Dostana.

2)Lord Hugga AKA Lord Aggisar AKA Ajit Agarkar---> He has made the most comebacks in Indian cricket history. And in each and every comeback he has crapped. He joined IPL nad there laso he crapped.

3)Tulsi Irani..ooops Smriti Irani---> From the land of Saas-bahu this gem of an Idiot thought she would fool the public and wanted to join politics. hehe. She still is seen as the most dynamic female *rapper in the H-land.

4)Rakhi Sawant ---> Dont want to waste time on her. Lets move fwd

5)Hindi new-channels ---> INDIA TV, STAR NEWS, AAJ TAK... They have expanded the CRAP land to such an extent that a separate planet of the size of Jupiter would be needed for them.

There are many more who are just at the perimeter of this H-land and will soon replace these top rankings. Till then, behold these great crapsters .

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The H-Rated actors of the B-town

There is a class of actors who surpass all the expectations of the Indian viewers and bring to our Indian cinema a dimension which can't be seen anywhere else in the world. These class of Actors are called the H-rated actors where H stand for "HAGGA" in hindi.

The master of all these H-rated actors is Sunil-da and Sam Anderson. We will leave them out of this . Of-late, there has been some kind of flood of these kind of actors. They have enriched the Bollywood with a style of acting, still unmatched by the actors of Hollywood. Let me put up the top 10 entries for this elite H-rated list

1)Mimoh Chakraborty: Movies: Jimmy :Crime is a disease. Meet the cure
2)Harman Baweja : Movies: Lovestory 2050 , Victory
3)Jackky Bhagnani: Kal kisne dekha : Who has seen the future?
4)Adhyayan Suman: Jashn, Raaaaz: The Mystery continues :D
5)Aashish Chaudhary: Girlfirend, EMI, Paying Guest
6)Himesh Reshamiya: Karzzzzzzzzzzz, Aaap ka Surrooooooooor
7) Vatsal Seth : Tarzan , Paying guest
8)Aryemaan : Good Luck
9)Sayali Bhagat: Good Luck. she's is the only female who could make to the top 10
10)Arya Babbar : Ab ke Baras
*)Wild card entry for Tushaar Kapoor: each movie he does is a H-rated movie


Thanks Guys... Will be updating this list soon. Watch out for some new entries