I will start from the point where I left on my last blog. And this time I will list down names from all professional streams who belong to the H-land. 'H' here again stands for 'HAGGA'. So, who are these guys? These are the ones who have mastered the art of crapping and some of them continue to crap even after crapping for almost a decade now. One of them has attained the title of the CRAP-master, the highest degree a man can achieve in the art of crapping. So, I would again leave our beloved Sunil da from this list as he is the one..'THE CRAP-master'. All the others in the list worship this guy and have a temple of sunil da with his idol in it with his arms stretched and a dialogue keeps iterating in the background 'AAAEE...YEH DHARTI MERI MAA HAIN'.
So let's get back to the top 5 list for the veterans of the H-LAND.
1)Bobby Deol--> Man! he craps so much in his films that I wonder if he himself is made of crap. He will hold the reins of the crap-land for many more years to come. But he has to still worship the master .. sunil da. Starting from the days of Barsaat, soldier.. he has continued to crap. And he showed his prowess in crapping with his recent movies like APNE and Dostana.
2)Lord Hugga AKA Lord Aggisar AKA Ajit Agarkar---> He has made the most comebacks in Indian cricket history. And in each and every comeback he has crapped. He joined IPL nad there laso he crapped.
3)Tulsi Irani..ooops Smriti Irani---> From the land of Saas-bahu this gem of an Idiot thought she would fool the public and wanted to join politics. hehe. She still is seen as the most dynamic female *rapper in the H-land.
4)Rakhi Sawant ---> Dont want to waste time on her. Lets move fwd
5)Hindi new-channels ---> INDIA TV, STAR NEWS, AAJ TAK... They have expanded the CRAP land to such an extent that a separate planet of the size of Jupiter would be needed for them.
There are many more who are just at the perimeter of this H-land and will soon replace these top rankings. Till then, behold these great crapsters .
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You compelled me to right something, as you got the great Lord Aggi sir in the blog. His charismatic character dwarfs everyone in the cricket world.
Anyway H-rated legends will be happy to get popularized by getting a place in ur blog. Keep it going...
Ths topic reminds me of Lord MD from my AOEing days...H-rated legends really find a place in each corner of this world....just the need is to recognize them.. and u hv certainly discovered a handful of them...
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