Adolescence brings a lot of questions to our mind. These are the days of exploration and navigation into uncharted territories to look for their answers.
These questions mostly are all about X. Finding your one in the opposite seX. Educating ourselves about afore mentioned X while watching and sharing the visual strips or 2X and 3X . Currently, after holding jobs we are worried about taX :)
But let me tell you about our experiences in Naini with the multiples of X ..2X ,3X and for some these extended to many higher versions of X also. :-p
Naini Hostel Mess had an Gigantic empty hall. At one end we had a TT table and at the nook of the other end we had a TV. Only DD1n2 was aired on it and it reminded us of childhood days when we didnt have cable TV. Now, in Initial days of Naini we wanted to exercise our freedom and wanted to experience the area which was ofcourse taboo till we were staying at our homes before college life. The only source before college to this world was magazines or the infamous site Desibaba. So ,what we did was that we rented one of the 3X BP or BF (as we used to refer it earlier) CD and also rented along with it a CD player to watch it. Plugged into the TV this was the first broadcasted X-rated program for us when we didnt have to fear our parents. There was pin-drop silence for the whole affair. If you guys might have watched the movie Matrabhumi, the scene was exactly like the one in the movie where all the men of the village bring a old X-rated tape and previaled the whole time.
Now thinking about that day, it seems very funny to have had such public viewing of a 3X. But that was not the end to such public viewings. Such huge viewership was thought to be baneful for our freedom at Naina as we feared the gaurds may complain about the incident. We instead of having the 'SABHA' at the hostel mess took out the TV to one of our batchmates hostel cell. This was Mr. Sonu beta's room. A group of 5-6 of us would watch Mr.Sudheer Reddy's awesome collection of 2X n 3X discs in his room. We often found the 2X much interesting than 3X because of the intruiging and engaging storylines they had :-p
Somehow seniors also got to know which room served the broadcast station for the X-Visual info :) still dont know who that traitor was who traded this info. Anyways, soon this public viewing turned to private viewings after lot of us bought our own PCs and had a lot more DATA at our disposals.
Then came the days when one guy in particular made the X-education so easy for others. Don't want to brag about it but it was me. hehe... During our first Diwali break my friends at home studying in other colleges had compiled an awesome collection of awesome X videos. It was 20GB of awesomeness. It was like a soothing breeze for the many tired minds in the evening after sweating under the harsh climate of NSC. Later on, the database grew ofcourse with the help of seniors's datbase at Jhalwa the JANTA soon became more X-educated.
Another event for this education was organized by us in my hostel room. I was the most educating and thought provoking talks of all time . An amazing collection of intellectuals gathered in our room to have the X-talk. With the help of Mr. Aikansh's HD-camcorder with 100000x optical zoom we shot an amazing conversation which would even surpass the famous American debates during their President's election . Special guests would debate were DJ-my roommate, Siddhu Munot and Nari. And it was an honour for me to host such an interesting discussion. During the course of this event we had many personalities like our PM- Mr. VP Singh , Sudhanshu Chawla and Jacob gracing the mic with their inputs.
It was a unique talkshow with Nari in a very special attire. The show started with DJ talking about Indian culture in 'shudh hindi' and the his points over how the x-education was given in the earlier days and cited very interesting example of Khajuraho , Ajanata and ellora caves and famous indian GRANTHs. Nari on the other hand srarting talking about the Western influence on the current indian culture and his perspective on this being a NRI. Then there were some personal questions asked to Siddhu Munot and some queries which he very skillfully and candidly replied to. Soon the Audience also got invlolved. Many questions were asked by Bhau , Sonu Beta and others. Few got embarrassed and also left in between the show.
But some 30 odd guys that day in our room had the most amazing X-educating talk ever and will never forget it. The videotape was digitized and resided in the hard-disks of few of our batch-mates. But soon because of the fear of being caught with evidence of such activities at hostel this videotape was destroyed. But I think a copy of this videotape still lies with someone. Please ping me incase anyone of you have it :)
Finally, I wanted to talk about the incident BHAI'S computer caught while deleting X-data from his recycle bin by the college authorities :) but that was in Jhalwa and would appear in my memoirs of Jhalwa.
X will always be there and will continue to remain the most important thing in the lives of boys.
Signing off...Vanam
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4 comments:
LOLest! ...I had totally forgotten the Talk Show ......very Xciting blog !!
bhai wo CD player tera tha yeh yaad hai mujhe...nd since i was not the part of the talk show so i hv no idea abt it.... :(
Nice post, still I think there are many more such days to be remembered... bhaiya dont sign off at this time, we want you to dig into those days, more..... and btw, i think that video is still with haiwan or anshu....:)
kya baat hai bhai... mazaa aa gaya padh ke.. and DJ se "mastram" ke bare mein jo jankari prapt hui, usse main atyanta prabhavit hua tha. Yeah that was really the most Xciting night for many of us.
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